May 2012
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May 31st
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People on the Internet: I love that band.
Me: OMG REALLY? LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS!!1!!11!
People at school: I love that band.
Me: no you don't.
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
May 28th
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nayas-butt-deactivated20120616 asked: Quinn Fabray
May 28th
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May 28th
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last day of school
other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
me: adios bitchachos
May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
May 27th
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May 27th
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me: ugh why am i so lonely
friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
me: no
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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Listengleeandklaine: chamctc: dontrythis-athome: ...
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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cybergirlfriend: i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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Listenblaintana:
May 24th
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